Conversations with Whitney

Setting: my living room, Tuesday night at 11:45 p.m.

Me: What are you watching?

Whitney: Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmeran

Me: Huh?

Whitney: It’s on the travel network.

Me: What?

Whitney: They just ate a hamburger with peanut butter and mayonnaise on it.

Me: Ewww.

Whitney: Now they are eating puffin. It’s a bird.

Me: Ewww.

Whitney: I just go done watching “World’s Deadliest Venom” there was this snake…and they showed what it does in your blood and how quick you shut down and….