Conversations with Whitney

Setting: Freddy's Frozen Custard
Cast: Whitney, Maddie, Nate and Me

Nate: See that tall kid? He goes to school with me. His name is Spencer.
Maddie: There was a kid named Spencer at Stucky. He got expelled for dealing drugs.
Whitney: Yeah, he's the only one so far.
Me: There's more than one?
Whitney: There's a lot of them.
Me: You don't buy drugs and...
Whitney: (interrupts me) you know I don't have any money.
Nate is laughing so hard he is laying in the booth across my lap by this time.
Me: This is why I clean your room. So I can search for contraband.
Whitney: Do you think I'm stupid? I wouldn't hide anything in MY room, go clean YOUR room.