Whitney: Maddi and I are going to go to college together in California.
Me: That's nice
Whitney: We're going to work at Hooters to pay for our apartment.
Me: Really?
Whitney: You're going to let me work at Hooters?
Me: You're 19 and in California I can't stop you.
Whitney: Are you going to pay for my boob job?
Me: The only boob job you'll need is a reduction. Someday your genetics will catch up with you.
Whitney: Oh yeah! Like (and here she names two family members).
Me: SMH (shaking my head)
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