when you have a virus that is causing dizziness and nausea and you are driving behind a guy that runs over a skunk the force of that virus is intensified about 100 times.
when given the option regarding cookies “peanut butter or chocolate chip” the correct answer is always both.
if you are eating said cookie while walking through a construction zone (at work) focus more on the heavy machinery than the cookie.
dishes will not do themselves.
all the neighborhood cats know i’m an easy mark and come to my front door when they want milk. i don’t even like cats.
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