1. You can mark ugly shoes 80% off and they still won’t sell.
2. Throwing the noodles in the sink before you put the colander in there pretty much ruins the noodles, at least if it’s the side with the garbage disposal, you haven’t cleaned your sink that day or there are dirty dishes piled in it.
3. An 11 mile run on a 94 degree day with 70% humidity is a tough workout. If you stop to use the ladies room after 8 miles, pulling your spandex pants back up over your sweaty body is a tougher work out than the 11 mile run.
4. If there is a personality trait (flaw) that you don’t like about yourself, one of your children will have it. If there is a personality trait (flaw) your siblings have that you didn’t like or found especially annoying, ALL of your children will have it.
Same goes for a personality trait of your spouse! And usually, the same poor child will get all the bad ones:)
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