Setting: The mall, and the car
Whitney: Can I have new flip flops?
Me: Purchased two pairs of flip flops.
Whitney: Can we go to Penney’s and get that Snoopy stuff I saw?
Me: It’s at Sears at the other mall.
Whitney: I need new face wash, my nose is oily.
Me: Okay, remind me at Wal-mart
Whitney: Ooooo, can I have an Ed Hardy swimsuit?
Me: Do you think I have a money tree?
Whitney: No, but I know you make XX dollars an hour.
Me: I have to pay bills.
Whitney: Like what?
Me: House payment, gas, electric, trash, water, cable, Verizon.
Whitney: We don’t need a house. We can go live in Uncle Kris’ house (he just moved to Seattle, hasn’t sold yet). We don’t need cable because I don’t watch TV. See I just saved you like, $1000.00 a month. Now can you spend it on me?
Has my child escaped and run to your house and disguised herself as Whitney?
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Dont you just love that perspective. Perhaps she will be an accountant someday. Belinda
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