Setting: Heights High School cafeteria, high school boys baseball awards night
Coach Topping: This years “Most Valuable Player” award goes to Eric. Eric is great, blah blah blah, Eric can do anything, blah blah blah, Eric is going to college, blah blah blah etc.
Whitney: (in a very loud stage whisper) I can’t believe Eric won.
Me: Why not?
Whitney: I wanted to be Most Valuable Player.
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