Setting: Church lobby leaving to go to car. *Names have been changed to protect the innocent teenage boys.
Whitney: What is on Bob's* face? Is that a beard? He's not old enough for facial hair.
Me: He's a year younger than Nate.
Whitney: It looks terrible. He needs to shave his neck.
Whitney: John* will never have to worry about facial hair. He wore velcro tennis shoes too long. Like in 5th grade. If you wear velcro tennis shoes too long it can affect your manhood.
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