Conversations with Whitney

and Denae and Maddi

setting: On The Border

Whitney: OMG! He was so annoying!!!
Me: Who?
Whitney: NEAR! (volleyball camp coach)
Denae: I hated him
Maddi: I wanted to lick his ankles.
Me: Okay, that's weird
Whitney: I know, they are BALD!!!
Me: Huh???
Denae: I asked him if he knew the Real Housewives of Orange County. He says he's seen them around, but not met them.
Me: Huh??
Whitney: He's from Orange County.
Me: Who?
Whitney: NEAR!
Me: Oh. Should we film Real Housewives of Wichita?
Denae: More like "Real Baby Momma's of Wichita".